Whoa Z and x make the same sound
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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