he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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