new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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