3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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