hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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