Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I would ride that face into the sunset
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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