I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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