one two three fourrrrnication!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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