I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just had sex on a roof
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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