we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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