Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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