people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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