Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
