Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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