dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Terrible idea I love it
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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