Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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