drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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