What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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