Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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