oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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