I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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