ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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