Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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