i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
So apparently I’m into choking now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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