i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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