dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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