when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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