dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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