Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
