he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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