Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
