chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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