she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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