The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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