so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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