Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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