Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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