sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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