Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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