I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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