No, you can still breathe under the balls.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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