I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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