wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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