He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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