I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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