No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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