You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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