The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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