Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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