you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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