I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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