god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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