Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Less talking, more tequila
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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