grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my being single is dangerous.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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