im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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